|Posted on May 22 at 9:48 pm with 118,626 notes||Reblog|
fun fact: me in the white shortsfun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
|Posted on May 22 at 9:29 pm with 24,658 notes||Reblog|
i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
|Posted on May 22 at 7:45 pm with 5,340 notes||Reblog|
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|Posted on May 22 at 6:16 pm with 32,450 notes||Reblog|
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going
|Posted on May 22 at 12:42 pm with 111,609 notes||Reblog|
oh look my life as a movie. “potatoes who talk”
oh hell no this is way too accurate
“If i was blind” lol
perhabs if i was blind hahaha
|Posted on May 22 at 9:22 am with 33,811 notes||Reblog|
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
|Posted on May 21 at 9:01 pm with 1,501 notes||Reblog|
yup they moved up the release date!“I’m really excited because it means the fans will get to see the movie earlier!” Clare told us. “It also reflects a lot of confidence in the film on the part of the studio to move it to a Wednesday release date so I’m really excited about that, too.”
And guess what? I live in Narnia so I have to wait until frickin’ NOVEMBER.
|Posted on May 21 at 7:50 pm with 131,448 notes||Reblog|
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
|Posted on May 21 at 7:48 pm with 27 notes||Reblog|
Deaf Havana setlis 11/05
I have one of these… It’s been over a year
|Posted on May 21 at 7:47 pm with 49,723 notes||Reblog|
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
|Posted on May 20 at 9:28 pm with 68,312 notes||Reblog|
hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go
I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”
|Posted on May 20 at 9:13 pm with 299 notes||Reblog|
|Posted on May 20 at 2:00 pm with 102,967 notes||Reblog|
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
|Posted on May 20 at 1:58 pm with 151,230 notes||Reblog|
Track Name: Thrift Shop 8bit
Artist: Macklemore/Anton Elmvik
Thrift Shop 8bit (x)
dude this sounds like really bad ass boss music holy shit??
whoops my hand slipped
This is hellla sick tho!